[MAGAZINE] THE QUESTIONS: BIG NARSTIE
What do you smell like right now?
I smell like Super Orange Glue, BDL NSG, Lady Sativa, gang gang gang gang, mixed with a bit of Givenchy. Givenchy
and ganjas, you know them ones there; them deeper fragrances.
How would your last partner sum you up in 3 words?
Fucking scum bag.
What’s the most troublesome thing you did as a child?
I got a lot of beatings because I was a fucked up yute. I had a wild imagination and what I thought of in my head, I just did, so that equals a lot of beatings. I come from a Jamaican background, “spare the rod, spoil the child” rude boy, you know them church beatings when you cry and wake up powered? Cry yourself to sleep and wake up energised.
Who’s the weirdest celebrity you ever had a crush on?
Boom, Susanna Reid. The woman on Good Morning, I think she’s like 50 or something but she’s buff.
Ever punched a stranger?
Standard, bare times.
This is an extract from Issue 9, The Get Money Issue of Viper Magazine. Read more from the magazine here. Buy physical and digital copies here.